Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Some Interesting Ways to Help You Get Pregnant That You've Likely Never Heard Of


Here are some methods of helping aid in pregnancy that I have stumbled across over the years. In all probability, some of these you aren't likely familiar with. Keep in mind with these techniques that your mileage may vary.

1) North-South Sexual Position Alignment - Oriental Occultism has utilized North-South positioning for better sleeping, increased energy and well-being, and for increasing the chance of pregnancy for thousands of years. The woman should lay supine with her feet pointed South and her head pointed North. The man lays prone, on top of the woman (Missionary Position) with his head pointing North and Feet pointed South.

2) Sperm Competition Exploitation - There are many methods of encouraging the aggressiveness of sperm (for better chance of egg fertilization) through spermal competition. Two simple methods are:

A) Not the most ethical and a bit risky, to be sure. Introducing an extremely tiny amount of another man's semen into the vagina after the main partner has ejaculated into the vagina will create a sperm battle in the vagina and will make the partner's sperm more aggressive about fertilizing the egg. (When the sperm of two men are in the vagina at the same time, the sperm of each man will do battle with the other man's sperm. They will kill other sperm utilizing deadly enzymes, will form "gangs" of sperm to kill other sperm, and actually form "blockades" of sperm to block other sperm from reaching the egg. This is not science fiction, this is biological fact). Use this method at Your Own Risk due to potential fertilization by the man (or men) other than the partner.

B) Again, not the most ethical and a bit risky, hinting or convincing your partner that you might be sleeping with another man to get pregnant will make your partner naturally increase the quality and quantity of his sperm and, in all likelihood, create more fertilizing-aggressive sperm.

3) Pelvic Manual Therapy - This is a popular method for helping initiate pregnancy in Russia, as I understand it. I met a doctor in Moscow who claimed a 70% success rate with women who were unsuccessful with "conventional" methods. The bones of the pelvis and lower back are "aligned" through applying leverage to the legs and lower back. This stimulates neurological communication with the reproductive organs, as I am told. The closest Western equivalent would be osteopathy or chiropractic. Various forms of lower back, pelvic, and buttock massage can also used to "stimulate" the sexual organs which can heighten their function.

4) Pelvic Tissue Vasodilation - A relaxing hot bath, hot tub, or sauna session before sex, for the woman, is suggested. For the man, too, but not for more than five minutes, as long-term increased temperatures can be harmful to sperm. These methods increase blood flow to the pelvic regions and stimulate tissue function and response. Such adjuncts to sex also act as a libido for both partners and typically increase the intensity of pleasure experienced by the partners during the sexual act(s). Men who want healthy sperm should stay away from long-term sessions in saunas and hot tubs.

(As an interesting note, earlier in Eastern European history, saunas (for both men and women) were specifically utilized before sex to increase the likelihood of pregnancy. Saunas were also taken by both partners before the marriage ceremony, the belief being that a sauna session creates a clean mind and body {sauna is, after all, the cleanest form of bath possible} and this "cleanliness" is what the marriage consummation should use as a foundation. Babies were also typically born in the sauna. No surprise there, as the heat from the sauna session kills bacteria, the natural tannins in the sauna woods are also anti-bacterial in nature, and the heat from the sauna acted as a sedative to encourage relaxation for the woman, to decrease her pain during the pregnancy, and to make the overall childbirthing experience faster and easier.)

5) Post-Sex Orgasm Induction - Once a man has ejaculated into the woman (Missionary Position) the woman, even if she has already reached an orgasm, should be further stimulated to encourage an orgasm or, hopefully, more orgasms. The woman should clench her vaginal muscles as tightly as she can while the man withdraws his penis. This will ensure that more seminal fluid is left inside the vagina, as the vaginal walls will act as a makeshift penile squeegee. His penis should be removed while it is still erect, but not until he has contracted his penile and pubococcygeus muscles as many times and as tightly as he possibly can (to rid his penis of as much seminal fluid as possible). The woman should remain in the supinal-recumbent position. Her external genitalia should then be stimulated in order to encourage orgasm(s). The more the better. A vibrator is especially handy, in this case, when applied to the clitoris. Do not introduce any type of phallic device into the vagina during this post-intercourse stimulation phase.

The reason for inducing orgasm after a man has deposited his seminal fluid is because the cervix contracts (numerous times in cadence with pleasure sensations) when a woman is experiencing her orgasm. This creates a suction in the vagina and the fluidal contents (seminal fluid) of the vagina are then "slurped up" into the cervix via the cervical os. Achieving orgasm AFTER the man has deposited his seminal fluid in the vagina will greatly increase the odds of getting pregnant.

Of course, the utilization of pillows and what-have-you for better cervical-penile alignment and to decrease the potential for leakage of seminal fluid from the vagina should always play an important role for those people interested in increasing the chance of pregnancy.

It's also worth keeping in mind that other forms of medicine may also be quite helpful to increase the likelihood of pregnancy. Homeopathy, acupuncture, herbal supplements, and other methods may be helpful.

Always check with your obstetrician before attempting any of these methods.

Georg von Neumann

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